If, for some inexplicable reason, you’ve liked what you’ve seen here then you may wish to partake in some casual e-stalking. Alternatively, and much more understandably, you’ve been so disappointed by what you’ve seen here that you would like to ask for a refund. On this freely available content.
In either of those cases you can send your death threats via email to me at:
email@example.com — If you can’t find my first and last names within one click of this page then you’re actually too stupid for me to receive email from anyway.
If you prefer your stalking to be a bit more invasive of personal space — but not so much on your time — then you can follow me on Twitter, where my handle is @eStivaros. I try not to bite often so tweet me once in a while to spark a bit of debate — you might even inspire me to slaughter your topic of choice using my trusty keyboard and mouse combo. Who says I’m not amicable, eh?
(I’m also generally willing to write about most topics for a chocolate bar and a belly rub.)